The Types of Guys You Encounter on Tinder
- The Clingers . They like to forge a “real” connection with you as soon as they can. Within minutes of introduction they will demand to know your hopes , dreams , aspirations and “what really makes you , well you?”
- The Unbearably Confident. Opening lines usually include phrases such as ” Pick a time and place and I’ll make your dreams come true“. Uhm , highly unlikely. Unless you’re Alex Turner. In a leather jacket. Then it’s completely fine 😋😆
- The Competitive Essay Writers. Paragraphs upon paragraphs of vitriol spew forth from their thumbs. One gets the feeling that in person they’d even forget to ask you your name ; or anything about you, in fact, because you must simply know EVERYTHING about them first .
- The Artists. The ones who feel the need to feel everything so very deeply and interpret , even that winking face you accidentally click on and send whilst in search of the annoyed face.
I know I make it sound like it was all terrible but I actually met a few decent individuals that I came to like very much.
Some guys were Perfect Gentlemen , Brilliant Conversationalists and Sufficiently Awkward 😁 They were decent and approachable human beings whose default personality setting was not creepy.
Especially the”handsome engineer“who looked like Alex Turner’s long lost twin 😍Yes , Alex Turner is just my type 😂😂
A grand revelation/realization that I came to was that I study a lot and I’m probably the most boring 20 year old that has ever existed!
Everytime “handsome engineer” invited me to “have drinks” or meet up , I had to cancel or decline because I would always either be at hospital or busy studying. Eventually it felt like a sad and pathetic excuse not to go out but it was actually the truth 😑
My question now (which I hope somebody can answer) : How does one find time to meet other people /” potential candidates for affection” in medical school?
It seems like an administrative nightmare. I never have free time unless I’m sleeping and my love for sleep does not allow me to give it up easily😮😐
Am I destined to roam this earth alone and unloved because of the time management and administrative burden that is medical school?? 😥
Surely not , come on people , this is where you ought to interject with your stories of hope 😄💃
Au revoir ! 😘:) Many thanks for reading about my adventures on Tinder. In the meantime , I shall be waiting for someone to turn my world around. 🌸🍩
Lots Of Lily Love (LOLL) 💓💓💓