The Awkwardness ( and Hilarity) Ensues

I am in desperate search of a new fairy godmother as the one appointed on my behalf has failed to fulfil her mandate . Her responsibilities include reducing the amount of awkwardness circulating in my life, a task at which she has failed judging by the amount of awkwardness I have had to endure in the [...]

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Public Display of Affection Aversion Syndrome

Valentines day should also be known as "THE DAY SOME PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY( AND QUITE FRANKLY UNNECESSARILY) PUBLIC WITH ALL THEIR AFFECTION AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE WANT TO THROW THINGS AT THEM". I am of the opinion that, in a public setting, unless you are not (if not please ask yourself why) in possession of [...]